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mythor.net: Federal Election Showdown - Dare You Tap It Edition

  • nug · 2 years ago
    chicks have cooties **
  • Mythor · 2 years ago
    Yes, yes they do. But I think the question had to be asked. :D
  • spoofy · 2 years ago
    Not that I go for chicks, but I have to say that both are quite pretty considering their fathers :o)
  • Mythor · 2 years ago
    Indeed, I was quite surprised that Melanie Howard was not an horrific hosebeast type creature, considering her parents. For Kevin Rudd's daughter to also not be entirely unhittable must be almost unheard of!
  • spoofy · 2 years ago
    Melanie obviously uses wax!! and she should encourage her father to as well *giggles*
  • Mythor · 2 years ago
    She might be a plucker like her Dad? His are less unruly than they used to be!
  • spoofy · 2 years ago
    trust me, women wax, and then pluck the odd one in between visits... but you can only do it so often without plucking them all out.

    Yes I guess, try not to look at him that hard :o)
    I said to workmate today, that who ever brings in a policy that petrol must never go over $1.20 will get my vote. I'm easy to please!!!
  • Mythor · 2 years ago
    I know women can wax doofus. I meant she might only have to pluck. She would have got her Mum's genes as well so they might not be as crazy for her.

    The petrol thing won't happen. So long as people keep paying more and more for it the price will continue to rise!
  • Tara · 2 years ago
    You know, they're both pretty do-able. I think it comes down to who you'd rather NOT have as a father-in-law *g*
  • Mythor · 2 years ago
    You don't have to marry them, just... you know! ;-D

    But that's a very good point, I hadn't considered that. Not that I'd particularly want either as father-in-law, but I think Rudd would be slightly less of a dick.
  • Tara · 2 years ago
    Well, having lil' Johnny walk in on you would rather kill the mood...
  • Mythor · 2 years ago
    And having Kevin walk in wouldn't? ;)
  • Tara · 2 years ago
    Nah, I'd just ask him to join in.



    Ugh, I feel ill even JOKING about that.
  • Mythor · 2 years ago
    Well, I was going to suggest it myself, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. I'm not really that mean!
  • hails · 2 years ago
    jessica, because howard's sprog reminds me of a younger version of dubya's wife with terrible makeup *shudder* jessica at least comes with a nice rack and the joy of corrupting a good, proper christian girl ;D
  • Mythor · 2 years ago

    Melanie's Christian as well, as far as I know. Her parents are, so probably.

    Didn't really see the resemblance with Melanie and Laura Bush until you mentioned it. Maybe it's Mrs Howard that sleeps with Dubya, not Mr Howard? Not that that makes any sense. Hrm.

  • hails · 2 years ago
    oh. yeah, that makes sense, oops *s*

    maybe mrs howard slept with laura bush's dad! scandal! or maybe howard wanted to have baby bonsais so much that he pinched laura's eggs and somehow snuck them into his woman! far less plausible, but double the scandal :D